So I was looking up a Warhammer Fantasy fluff book called The Vile Ratmen and all their Loathsome Kin, and under related books there was one titled simply Wall Street. It was depressingly hilarious.
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
new drinking game: take a shot every time you fear for the future of the planet